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大哥,年轻的心态很重要,表情动作很同步

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美女你吃面的样子。

隔壁桌的同学好看。

大哥,年轻的心态很重要,表情动作很同步。

1.我跟一哥们说,哥做过最爷们的事,就是从我老婆钱包里偷了35块钱,买了包软中华,在她面前跪着抽。我那哥们嘲讽我说,都几岁的人了,还偷老婆的钱?真没志气,我都是直接从儿子存钱罐里拿。

2.读书时,前排是个很漂亮的女孩子,我一直默默的关注着她的一举一动。但我那时性格腼腆,有些话一直不敢和她说,怕说出来后会连好朋友都没得做。多年后的同学聚会上,我借着酒劲走到了她的面前:有些话我憋了很久,一直不敢跟你说,担心你会生气。她害羞的低下头:你说啊,你不说怎么知道我会不会生气。我终于鼓起勇气大声道:你以前只要微微半倾身子,我就知道你要放屁,特臭,有股韭菜味。

3.媳妇每个月都有那么几天,动不动就骂人,说烦死了,我总是陪笑脸,让她多喝点红糖水,这都不见效!直到有一次我帮她把网上的购物车货单结帐,马上心情变好了!现在媳妇每月都准备着网上购物车,说治疗心情不好有特效。

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