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别费劲了,你是吃不下的

老司机,别看美女了,绿灯了都!

没点才艺!不敢当伴娘伴郎

这包的是云吞还是饺子?

:逗B损货,损出新花样!

1、今天看到两个妹子吵架,一个说:“你们全家女性装一房子里,那就是怡红院!”

另一个妹子说:“你们全家男性站一排,那特么就是绿化带!”

绿化带,我TM笑尿了。

2、刚才在单位卫生间滑倒一屁股坐水盆里!

巧被一二货同事看到,这货悠悠的来了句:你是在泡菊花茶么???

3、大王前几天看到朋友说说特伤感就问另外一个朋友:“他怎么了?这说说写的跟绝笔似的,咱们去逗逗他吧?”

朋友说:“艹,你别闹,明显他心情不好,你别火上浇油,这么多年朋友了,咱们还是看热闹吧。”

4、准备结婚,前女友送我和女友小礼物:有一粒枣,说是早生贵子;一个碗,说是婚后有饭吃;一把伞,说是婚后无风无雨;一盒火柴,说是日子红红火火。

我和女友都很高兴。

尼玛,仔细一想不对劲啊,这不是“早晚散伙”吗?!

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